Every parent can probably tell you something funny their child has said…
Jesh and I have been writing Addie’s one-liners and crazy conversations down for the past few years. It’s so fun to look back on them and crack up laughing together.
Addie reads them too, usually with a sneaky expression. That’s our girl! Full of spunk and humor.
Here are just a few funny conversations with Addie.
Me: “Addie, what are you doing over there by the window?”
Addie: “I’m just sittin’ here, watchin’ the day go by, cuz you WON’T get out of bed!”
Me: ????!!!!!??????!!!!?????
Addie: “Daddy, who is Shakespeare?”
Jesh: “He’s an author.”
Addie: “An author? I thought he was the leader of the Ninjas!”
Jesh: “Addie, are you paying attention? What did we just read about?”
Addie: “Daddy, does your v-neck look more like a u-neck? If so, it’s cause you’re half-washed.”
Me: (Trying to stifle the laughter and turn away while Jesh tries to parent in the midst of the crazy)
Me: “Addie, be positive please.”
Addie: “Ok. I’m POSITIVE that I hate this!”
Me: Zing!
Addie: “Daddy, what is all that wrinkly skin on you?”
Jesh: “It’s my elbow!”
Addie: “You’re turning into an old man!”
Addie: “Mommy, where is the invisible cord?”
Me: “What’s an invisible cord?”
Addie: “You know, the cord that attaches the Mommy to the baby.”
Me: “You mean the umbilical cord?”
Addie: “Yeah that. Where’d it go?”
Me: “That got tossed the day you were born.”
(Shortly after we had read a book about the human body)
Addie: “Mommy, all the vegetables just traveled down to my anus.”
Me: ???!!!!???? “Are you telling me you need to go poop?”
Addie: (Sneaky eyes because she sees my reaction) “Yeah Mommy, I gotta go!”
“The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.”
~ Nicolas Chamfort
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